Lowest Runs total: 1 - Cyndi Lauper's XV vs London Lepers, Newport, 2011
Highest individual score: 142 - Sir Clive Anderson vs New York, New York, Miami 2014
Most Career Psyche-outs: 7,453 Paul Daniels
Most Psyche-outs in 1 game: 18 Cilla Black (well she was having her woman's period) Liverpool, 2005
Highest Gate Recorded: 234,867 LA Cockfighters vs The London Lepers, Matlock, Tea Cup Final 2031
Most Career Sendings Off: Noel Edmonds, 291
Biggest Career Fine: Noel Edmonds £10,000,000,000 (instructed to pay off Third World Debt)
Biggest Transfer Fee: Mathew Lorenzo, Sky to LA Cockfighters £80,000,000,000 and a packet of pork scratchings.
Highest Wage Received: Rory McGrath, £1.2 Million/week - Bearded Twats VII (run by Ken Bates) - used to supplement the purchasing of endless boxes of Kleenex.
